Okay, first off you have to tell me about the sex, because I'm nosy and if these dudes mean something to you I won't sleep with them so I have to live vicariously through you.

[She was kind of teasing. Not about the guys being off limits because they were but she'd never pressure Airy to talk about her sex life if she didn't want to.]

Okay, so let's ignore the phrase "make love to you" because to some people that just means you go slow and tender. So don't worry about those words, okay? Let's focus on what will happen if you have feelings for them.

Also, you're welcome for not sleeping with you. It's been a bit of a trial but our friendship is worth it.